Hah! So zere yu are, I have caught yu, yu derty, English-speaking ka-niggets! So, yu think yu can steal my Holy Grail! Yu derty pig-dogs, that salivate too much! We French peepels are too smart for yu, you uglie son of an elderberrie drinking goat-herd zat only bath-es on the feast of Saint Peeter!! Keep your filthie hands off our Grail or we shall launch bovines in your general direction! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!